- Take six walks with six dogs. The hotter the day, the better.
- Be certain to you've been sweating... a lot! I mean, sweating so much that your eyelids are sticking to themselves when you blink.
- Make sure you got sloppy kisses from no less than three of the dogs you walked so you smell like dog breath.
- Wear your most bedraggled work-shirt. The more stains and holes, the better!
- Wear a big floppy hat over your very messy hair.
- Make eye contact, 'cause you always do, and smile.
This should allot you at least a, "hey!" from a strapping young man and maybe even wink from a lovely young woman.
But if you're lucky... if your very, very lucky, you might even get a, "how ya doing? You're looking sexy, baby!" or maybe even a stocker telling you about a deal at another store on something you're about to purchase.
